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Articles by karmakat3

karmakat3 85 M
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Bush Is Elected POPE!   4/25/2005

A report from the Conclave by Monsignor Guido Sarducci <br> REVOTING shows that George W. Bush Elected Pope ... Cardinals Stunned! Reported by Monsignor Guido Sarducci <br>


8 Comments, 171 Views, 0 Votes
karmakat3 85 M
8  Articles
Happy Marriage   4/25/2005

Red Skelton shared his humor with us for decades. He did so without four-letter words and raunchy antics. Below are his tips for a happy marriage. 1. Two times a week, we go to nice restaurant, ha


8 Comments, 161 Views, 0 Votes
karmakat3 85 M
8  Articles
Things Even a Queen Cannot Control   4/19/2005

At Heathrow Airport, a 300-foot long red carpet stretches out to Air Force One and Mr. Bush strides to a warm but dignified handshake from Queen Elizabeth II. They ride in a silver 1934 Bentley lim


8 Comments, 188 Views, 0 Votes
karmakat3 85 M
8  Articles
Butch, the Rooster   4/19/2005

ohn, the farmer, was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers ( hens ), called pullets and eight or ten roosters, whose job was to fertilize the eggs. The farmer kept re


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karmakat3 85 M
8  Articles
DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!   4/19/2005

Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill


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karmakat3 85 M
8  Articles
POWER OUTAGE DURING A MAMMOGRAM   4/12/2005

I kept my mammogram appointment. I was met with, "Hi! I'm Belinda!" This perky clipboard carrier smiled from ear to ear, tilted her head to one side and crooned, "All I need you to do is step into


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karmakat3 85 M
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SENIOR MOMENT   4/11/2005

t 85 years of age, Morris married Lou Anne, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides > that after their wedding she and Morris should have separate bedrooms, bec


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karmakat3 85 M
8  Articles
A Fresh Look at a Very Old Joke   4/8/2005

The Nature of Hell <br> A search for empirical evidence on the subject of hell, was conducted (allegedly) by a college professor who posed the following bonus question on a final exam fo


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karmakat3 85 M
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The Ultimate Rejection   3/31/2005

During my early adolescence, I was a skinny nerd that drooled over the Charles Atlas ads in my comic books. Charlie claimed he was once a skinny nerd, too, just like me. Bullies would kick sand i


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karmakat3 85 M
8  Articles
Fond du Lac, Wisconsin   3/29/2005

>A man met a beautiful blonde lady and he decided he wanted to marry her >right away. > >She said, "But we don't know anything about each other." > >He said, "That's all


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karmakat3 85 M
8  Articles
An Irishman named O'Malley   3/29/2005

An Irishman named O'Malley went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor, after a lengthy examination, sighed and looked O'Malley in the eye and said, "I've some bad news for you. You have ca


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karmakat3 85 M
8  Articles
Man of the House   3/29/2005

A man had just finished reading his book "Man Of The House" while making his commute home from work. By the time he reached home, he stormed into the house and walked directly up to his wife,


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karmakat3 85 M
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The Ultimate Orgasm - A Movie Review   3/29/2005

Perhaps you’ve known the type of guy who claims that the worst piece of ass he ever had was still terrific! But if you are still trying to play the “Can-you-top-this?” game o


8 Comments, 46 Views, 0 Votes
karmakat3 85 M
8  Articles
Sex and Spirituality   3/29/2005

Anyone with a smattering of literacy knows that more volumes have already been written about this subject than one person could read in a lifetime. So what could you expect to “learn”


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karmakat3 85 M
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Confessions of an Unregistered Sex Offender   3/27/2005

I encountered sex sometime around the age of 9. A gangly boy in his late teens caught me in the church balcony one evening and forced his hand down inside my pants. My initial panic changed into


8 Comments, 336 Views, 0 Votes
karmakat3 85 M
8  Articles
Dragons   3/26/2005

Dragons are a wicked breed. I know them all too well. They rob me of my happiness. They make my life a hell. <br> It's true they bring excitement, And the little ones are cute,


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